The Older Guy


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“ When I was 28, I worked in an office building and met an older guy in his 50’s. We chatted from time to time during the elevator rides and in the cafeteria, but the way we talked made me think the friendship was more of a mentoring and smalltalk deal. We discussed work, current events, and occasionally our families. He said he was happily married, and I told him about my pending divorce. This went on for a couple of months. One Friday evening as we were leaving work, I agreed to getting drinks with him. We made more smalltalk until I was close to finishing my drink. At that point, after telling me how much I reminded him of his daughter, he proposed we have an affair. He said we could meet someplace and have fun, then go our separate ways. Then he leaned in, took a sip of his drink and said: “It could be just like ‘Me and Mrs. Jones.’” as though this were the clincher that would win me over. I asked for the check and left. ”

Quote author: Buzzfeed

Quote source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/dating-horror-stories#.tuy61qx135

The Cemetery Date


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“ I went on a double date with a friend, and the guy who was my date thought it’d be cool to go to a cemetery. So, we walked around and talked, but when we went back to the car, he realized he dropped his keys. We all had to walk over and around graves to find them. ”

Quote author: Buzzfeed

Quote source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/dating-horror-stories#.tuy61qx135

The Giant Stuffed Monster


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“ Freshman year of high school, I went on a date to the rodeo (a date I didn’t want to be on). He won a neon green stuffed monster, bigger than the both us, but he eventually threw up on it while on a ride. The puke-soaked stuffed monster FELL onto a crowd of girls below us — it smelled like dog food, essentially making everyone gag. My mother came to pick us up ASAP to bring me a change of clothing and my date a pair of my brother’s clothes. After the night was over, he kept the giant stuffed monster…and my brother’s clothes. I haven’t attended a rodeo since then, and I live in Texas. ”

Quote author: Buzzfeed

Quote source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/dating-horror-stories#.tuy61qx135


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