The Giant Stuffed Monster


“ Freshman year of high school, I went on a date to the rodeo (a date I didn’t want to be on). He won a neon green stuffed monster, bigger than the both us, but he eventually threw up on it while on a ride. The puke-soaked stuffed monster FELL onto a crowd of girls below us — it smelled like dog food, essentially making everyone gag. My mother came to pick us up ASAP to bring me a change of clothing and my date a pair of my brother’s clothes. After the night was over, he kept the giant stuffed monster…and my brother’s clothes. I haven’t attended a rodeo since then, and I live in Texas. ”

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